Powder-Milk Stove Top Mac & Cheese with Bacon and Beer


"Stovetop Mac & Cheese," from Make It Like a Man!

This big boy stove top mac & cheese will take you back to your undergraduate days, except that this version’s ingredient list doesn’t contain sodium tripolyphosphate, yellows No. 5 & 6, or Velveeta. It’s a homemade stove top mac & cheese, modeled after Kraft, with a hit of bacon. And beer.

What you need to serve 6 as a main, 12 as a side:

1 lb bacon
Salt
1 lb elbow macaroni
Powdered milk (enough to make 3 cups of liquid milk)
5 1/2 Tbs butter
1/2 cup flour
2 cups (8 oz.) sharp cheddar, shredded
1/2 cup (2 oz.) Pecorino Romano or Parmesan
1/2 tsp dry mustard
1 bottle of your favorite beer
1 Tbs pub sauce, optional
1 Tbs sriracha, optional
Freshly ground black pepper

How to do it:
  1. Cook the bacon and chop it. Consider cooking the bacon in the oven (see note, below) to free up your stove top, so you can multitask. Of course, the bacon can be prepped well in advance. (Cooked, refrigerated bacon should come to room temperature before you use it.)
  2. Put a pot of salted water on for the macaroni. Cook the macaroni to al dente.
  3. Meanwhile, mix the powdered milk according to package directions, into a saucepan. Heat it until the first bubbles appear.
  4. While that’s going on, melt the butter; add the flour and stir over low heat. Cook, stirring, for a couple of minutes. If you find yourself waiting on the milk bubbles, try to keep the flour mixture cooking very slowly and keep stirring it.

"Stovetop Mac & Cheese," from Make It Like a Man!

  1. Add the hot milk to the flour mixture; immediately whisk like a mad angel bent on the destruction of the wicked. Continue cooking and whisking until sauce is thick. Off flame. Congratulations, you’ve got yourself a béchamel.
  2. Dump in the cheese and stir until it melts.
  3. Season with mustard and way more salt that you probably anticipate (1/4-1/2 tsp), et voila. You have a cheese sauce, baby.
  4. (Stir in pub sauce and/or sriracha.)
  5. Thin out the sauce with beer. Make sure it’s a tasty beer that you really love. Proper technique must be observed: place the sauce over lowest heat, and stir in a heathy splash of beer. Take a swig for yourself. Check the consistency, and add more beer as necessary, continuing to alternate with splashes for the sauce, and swigs for yourself. Soon you’ll have something so tasty and pourable – the consistency of a thick cream – that your macaroni will be trying to leap from the strainer to jump in. And you’ll be in a great mood. Triple word score!
  6. Pour the sauce into the (empty) pot you used for the macaroni. Add the macaroni, and toss. Serve immediately, garnished with bacon and pepper.

Of course you can substitute normal milk for reconstituted. I’m not a big fan of milk. Love it on cereal; need it for morning my cappuccino … other than that, just don’t care for it – nor should I, since adult human beings weren’t designed to consume it. I stock it only in small quantities, so it won’t go bad before I can finish it. When I crave cheese sauce and can’t be bothered to run to the quickie mart kitty corner from my building to buy milk, I turn to powdered milk – because it’s unlikely I’ll have three cups of liquid milk in the fridge.

Notes:
  • The Pecorino moves the sauce toward the flavor of cheese popcorn.
  • The pub sauce brings a surprising smoky flavor to the cheese, vaguely reminiscent of bar cheese.
  • This is a versatile sauce. Forget the macaroni, leave the sauce on the decidedly thick side, and dip tortilla chips into it or plop a big, huge spoonful on top of some Sloppy Joe meat.
  • Although it sounds delicious, don’t add jalapenos. That’s the mac & cheese of douchebags.
  • You probably know that the alternative to making a stove top mac & cheese is to make a baked version, but did you know that you can make one using a carbonara method?
  • About bacon in the oven … first, check out this link. Then come back here for my notes. First note: either use a pan that doesn’t need to be pretty, or line the pan with foil. Second: it’s difficult to separate bacon slices from the slab without stretching them. I do it this way: remove the bacon from its packaging. Turn it upside down and orient it so the long edges are north and south. Grab the edge of the second slice from the top, and peel its long edge from the rest of the slab, making the motion of your peel one that goes from south to north. You’ll have to work your way from east to west, and you may have to do it twice: first time peeling about half-way, second time peeling the rest of the way. You now have two pieces freed slices; grab them by the short edge, and peel them away from one another. Third: I can’t fit a whole pound of bacon into my sheet pan without overlapping them by about ⅛ – ¼ inch. Forth: if the end pieces are ready before the center pieces, remove them, flip the center pieces, and continue baking.

"Stovetop Mac & Cheese," from Make It Like a Man!

Stovetop Mac & Cheese with Bacon and Beer

I mean, who thought to drink cow’s milk in the first place? The first guy to think he was going to squeeze a cow’s tit and drink whatever came out was probably banished from his primitive gated community that catered to “just the right sort” of cavemen. Powdered milk, however, is something you should stock if you, like I, carry the Western-European mutation that allows you to tolerate it. Once Trump causes the next world war, and all the nukes he encouraged the world to make are now flying toward this great country of ours, don’t think about fleeing to Mexico. The wall works both ways, yo. Instead, crawl down into your bunker and know that at the very least you still have everything you need to make a decent latte, so long as you have powdered milk.

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23 thoughts on “Powder-Milk Stove Top Mac & Cheese with Bacon and Beer

  1. Gotta love this. Comfort food and while I was a soup and noodle guy in college, I am a BIG mac and cheese fan these days. With bacon, damn. Haven’t seen powdered milk, but I believe I have some powdered buttermilk from baking in the pantry. This looks so darn creamy good and that add of sriracha is a plus brother. Nice!
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    • When I was a kid, my mom, raising me with my four brothers and one sister, went through a phase where she used powdered milk … I’m not sure if it was because she thought it might be economical, or if it was because she wouldn’t have to run to the store to buy another couple gallons every other day. So, I remember it from back then. I don’t think it’s very popular, but you can find it in most groceries nonetheless, especially if it’s a traditional-type grocer. I keep it around mainly for bread baking. It’s a great way to get the substance and flavor of milk into your bread without adding liquid.

  2. I was visiting the folks up north and had a hankering for mac & cheese and just about made a huge batch. I made an enormous lasagne instead. And now I see this recipe and regret I didn’t see it sooner – seriously, Jeff, I would have made this in a flash.

  3. I’m not a milk fan either and only have it around for cooking as I need it. I do have powdered milk that has been in my pantry for years. I needed it for a recipe once and there as a ton let over. I stuck it in the earthquake supply box and forgot about it. Til now… GREG

  4. Mrs KR uses powdered milk in a few of her baking recipes (apparently it has some advantages that regular milk doesn’t have when it comes to baking). So I know we have some on hand, although we have regular milk too (although I can’t remember the last time I actually drank the stuff). Anyway, fun recipe. Bacon is wonderful in mac ‘n cheese, isn’t it? And beer goes with anything!
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  5. I’m glad you explained the reason for the powdered milk…I was wondering if it gave a different taste or texture to the dish. Sounds like a terrific recipe…it would go great with the ribs I’m doing this weekend.

    • Yeah, mainly it’s convenient. You’d never detect the difference.

  6. Hmmm…powdered milk, eh? Now that is pure genius! I love making a creamy mac and cheese (sans Velveeta), but I always have to make sure I have a bunch of milk on hand. I totally need to give the powdered milk version a chance. This mac and cheese looks like the kind I had when I was a kid…but better! Love the beer and bacon addition, my friend.
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