Brilliant Blue Hawaiian

Curaçao has an interesting and charming backstory about a Valencia orange that took a trip across the ocean, only to have its hopes dashed and dreams crushed … but like a phoenix, it rose from the bitter ashes, on an island off Venezuela. Probably with amnesia. And a hangover.

"Brilliant Blue Hawaiian," from Make It Like a Man!

Ever wonder why curaçao is blue?

Curaçao is blue just to fuck with you, apparently. Curaçao is naturally clear, but “brilliant blue,” a synthetic dye produced using aromatic hydrocarbons from petroleum – aka C37H34N2Na2O9S3 – is added to it for no reason other than … to make it blue. I guess the problem with clear curaçao is that it tastes like orange, but isn’t orange. Apparently you solve that problem by making it blue. Fun fact: your gastrointestinal tract will send 95% of the brilliant blue you ingest into the toilet. Yes, that’s how I’m going to introduce this delicious drink to you. It is delicious; you just have to go in with your eyes wide shut.

The Blue Hawaiian

Note that the Blue Hawaiian is distinguished from the Blue Hawaii by the addition of “an” and the absence of sour mix and Elvis, and sometimes vodka. A Blue Hawaiian should be made with crème of coconut. What a pain in the ass, when you can hardly enter a liquor store without tripping over coconut flavored rum. With the latter, you get a drink that’s just as tasty but about 30 calories less heavy. 30 calories? Why, that’s an extra cup of bean sprouts!

You may feel that you have no choice but to use canned pineapple juice to make your Blue Hawaiian. Some stores – the best stores – carry it fresh, in the refrigerated section.

Yield: 1 serving

What You’ll Need:
1 cup ice cubes (4½ oz.)
¼ cup pineapple juice [2 parts]
¼ cup coconut rum, such as Malibu [2 parts]
2 Tbs blue curaçao [1 part]
Fresh pineapple slice, for garnish
Maraschino cherry, for garnish
How To Do It:

Combine the ice and all the liquid ingredients in a blender and process on the “blend” setting until smooth, about 15 seconds. Pour into a 10-oz-capacity glass. Garnish and serve immediately.

How To Do It Cleverly:

Don’t want to stock blue alcohol? I’ll bet you have a bottle of blue food coloring and some Cointreau. Instead of the Curaçao, use 1½ Tbs Cointreau and one drop of food coloring. The color will turn out to be identical, and the taste, maybe a bit sweeter. Want to make it creamy? Reduce the ice to ¾-cup, blend, then add one Outshine Coconut Fruit Bar (without the stick, yo), blend on lowest setting until you no longer hear any kerchunking. It will be the loveliest shade of baby blue, and so thick that you’ll need a straw.

"Brilliant Blue Hawaiian," from Make It Like a Man!

These Brilliant Blue Hawaiians can provide a nice complement to a Hawaiian-themed dinner menu. Want to see how?

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8 thoughts on “Brilliant Blue Hawaiian

  1. I’ve always wondered why it was called blue curacao…and now I know! This post reminds me of the time my friend’s brother (who worked at one of those froyo places in high school) made us blue yogurt but used the entire bottle of blue dye instead of like 1/4 of it or whatever he was supposed to use. Yeah, I think my insides are still blue from that experience. But I’ll gladly reach for this blue hawaiian…and some bean sprouts!
    David @ Spiced recently posted…Pulled Pork Tostadas

    • What a story, ack! I have to tell you, though, I made up a few non-blue Hawaiians (Cointreau sans food coloring) and they were not as good! Color influences taste.

    • I have to admit that I bought a bottle to try this recipe, and wound up experimenting, and experimenting, and experimenting … even though it came out right the first time, I just found myself “experimenting” with another one every night until the bottle was gone.

  2. Ah, this is a post I will be able to make use of with impending warmer days! I’m sure it will be great sipped on the deck.

    The Old Fat Guy

    • I hope so! In fact I could really use one, just to usher springtime in.

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