Make Your Own Thin Mints

Learn how to make your own Thin Mints. Minty, chocolaty … crispy and crunchy, with a lingering deliciousness. They tingle with just the right amount of sweetness and cool freshness. As with the real thing, you’ll want to pop them in your mouth like potato chips, at room temperature or straight out of the freezer.

"Thin Mints," from Make It Like a Man!

Homemade Thin Mints, the Best-Selling Girl Scout Cookie, without the Middle Man

Or the Middle Girl … or the Middle Girl’s Mother

Although there are some recipes that produce Thin Mints completely from scratch, we rejected them as inappropriate. That approach seems too sophisticated, which is incongruent with the essence of Thin Mints. Thin Mints are for folks who wear blue jeans, not hand-tailored suits. Furthermore, Thin Mints contain thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, and folic acid. Do you want a Thin Mint with no partially hydrogenated palm kernel and/or cottonseed oil? We didn’t think so. There’s just no way to reproduce that chemical cocktail from scratch, unless you’re a scientist or a bio-terrorist. But you can rely on a cake mix or a Ritz cracker to do the job for you.

We at miLam are the kind of folks who wear blue jeans. However, one of us – the one who wears exclusive Lucky Brand and Motor City Denim – decided to dip our homemade Thin Mints in expensive, tempered chocolate. The rest of the staff overpowered him and switched to chocolate coating compound.

What you Need to Make 52+ Cookies

1 dark chocolate cake mix (fudge, devil’s food, etc.) [1]
3 Tbs shortening, melted[2]
½ cup cake flour[3]
1 egg
3 Tbs water

How to Make the Cookies
  1. Combine everything until a dough forms.
  2. Wrap the dough and refrigerate it for an hour.
  3. Preheat the oven to 375°F.
  4. Place half the dough on a lightly floured Silpat. Leave the rest in the fridge. Roll the dough[4] on the Silpat to a ⅛-inch thickness. Use a 2-inch cutter to make about 26 cookies, re-rolling scraps as necessary. Cram the cookies onto nonstick sheets, quite close but not touching. Place the sheets into the fridge for a minimum of 10 minutes.
  5. Bake a for 13-15 minutes. Rest the sheet on a rack. Once the cookies are cool enough to touch (which takes only a few minutes) relocate them to a rack to finish cooling.
  6. Continue this process with the remaining dough, for a grand total of more than 52 cookies.

"Thin Mints," from Make It Like a Man!

Notes:

  • We recommend a stand mixer, set to its lowest speed and fitted with the paddle attachment, for this job. An ordinary hand-held will probably not be able to handle the thickness. You can do it by hand, but if that hard labor doesn’t send you running off to Macy’s to invest in a good stand mixer, we don’t know what will.
  • Have patience while mixing. After for what seems like ever, the ingredients will go from looking like dust, to looking like crumbs, to collecting into single mass of dough.
  • As the dough’s chilling and you’re cleaning up, you’ll note that there will be remnants of dough inside your mixing bowl. Dig your fingertips and knuckles into it, then go stand in the bathroom, and when someone’s coming by, walk out of the bathroom, pretend to be surprised as you notice your hand, and say, “Eww!” But then go, “Whatever,” and just keep walking away. It will be so much fun.
  • Can you believe we’re recommending two chills? One for the dough and another for the formed cookies? This will promote non-spreadiality. (That’s the technical term.)
  • Don’t roll the dough out thinner than instructed. Thicker, OK maybe. But not thinner. A ¼-inch thickness will not produce a “thin” mint, but it will be reasonably in the ballpark … in the outfield somewhere … but still, you’ll be playing major-league, and you should be proud of that.
  • A used tomato paste can with both the top and bottom removed (which is the only legitimate way to remove tomato paste from a can) makes a perfect 2-inch cookie cutter. But for God’s sake, run it through the dishwasher beforehand.
  • The dough should be quite easy to work with; if it’s not, something has gone terribly wrong.
What You Need to Coat the Cookies

3½ cups[5] chopped, chocolate coating compound (approx. 20 oz.)
1½-2 tsp peppermint extract[7, 8]

How to Coat the Cookies
  1. Melt the chocolate. Stir in the extract until fully blended.
  2. Use a fork to dip a cookie in the chocolate. Pull it out, tilt the fork, supporting the cookie with a second fork, and let the excess chocolate drip off. Lay the cookie on a Silpat to dry. Repeat with remaining cookies.

Notes:

  • Banging the bottom of the folk on the side of the bowl will help you shake off a bit of chocolate, instead of waiting for it all to drip off.
  • Scrape the bottom of the fork on the side of the bowl as you remove the cookie to a Silpat, twirling the fork away from the cookie as you lay it down.
  • Every so often, you’ll need to reheat the chocolate to keep it at the right consistency.

What We Learned Along the Way about Chocolate

"Keep your sense of humor and wash your head in hot water," from Lazy Days & Sundays

Working with “real” chocolate isn’t easy. Like most of the small children you meet on overcrowded flights, chocolate seems to lose its temper for no good reason. Chocolate that is not tempered will look good while it’s still melted, but as it sets, it will develop streaks and/or spots that will worsen over the course of a day or two. It will still taste delicious, which is a nice consolation prize, but it will also have lost a considerable amount of its creaminess – it may, in fact, turn chalky and crumbly … you probably wouldn’t want to serve it to anyone. You’ll just want to lock yourself in the pantry and eat it yourself as you cry into the dark – which is quite therapeutic, even it if does have side effects such as messiness and weight gain. (Fun fact: I crumble untempered chocolate and steam it with the milk for my morning capp.)

Tempering chocolate is usually done in a double boiler. Somehow, the very mention of a double boiler makes us want to throw in the towel. But it really is the best way. No, that’s not true. A chocolate tempering machine is the best way, if you have $1600 you don’t mind parting with.

In the course of researching this topic, we uncovered comments suggesting that making your own Thin Mints takes resources away from the Girl Scouts. Please know that buying cookies isn’t the only way to promote the scouts. There’s no reason you can’t do both.

While researching recipes, we noticed a large number of sources suggesting that chocolate chips with some shortening make a good coating. We feel that people who promote such things would be better off selling “authentic” designer handbags on eBay, or should go into politics. You should know that chocolate chips have added ingredients that help them resist melting (and therefore hold their shape better in a cookie). Think about it: you’re going to melt something that was created to be resistant to melting. It’s like you’re saying, “Please God, let take this tempering business, which is already hard, and make it even harder.” Nonetheless, we see picture after picture of beautiful results. We suspect that these pictures are taken within the first half-hour. Within 24 hours, the majority of them will have developed bloom – horrifying bloom – and that’s if you use expensive chips. Normal, everyday chips will produce results so freakish that you’ll curse yourself for having wasted your time. Bloggers of the world, stop misleading us!

Candyquik is a “chocolate flavored” product that requires no tempering and could almost care less if you took a blowtorch to it. Some people poo-poo it, saying it’s not “real chocolate.” Legally, that’s true. But like all things people say “legally,” it’s misleadingly true. Read about it here. Fact is, real Thin Mints are coated with a chocolate coating compound similar to Candiquik. Read the ingredient label. “Real” chocolate is not made with cocoa.

"Thin Mints," from Make It Like a Man!

Undisclosed Bonus Recipe! Make your own Thin Mints by Puttin’ On the Ritz

Ingredients

A box of Ritz crackers
Similar chocolate-coating ingredients as described above

Directions

Simply coat the crackers in chocolate. That’s all.

Note that each cracker has an obvious top and bottom side. It works best to have the bottom side of the cracker become the top side of the cookie.

The result is beautiful, and – bonus – requires no baking whatsoever. They taste great, but they don’t have the right density. You might easily mistake them for Thin Mints visually, but not once you’ve popped one into your mouth. Don’t underestimate the fact that they taste great, though. They do. They’re delightful. But they’re not Thin Mints. They’re Thin Mints’ obviously-related sister, who is very pretty but kind of shallow. On the other hand, carefully mound some peanut butter onto a Ritz before chocolatizing it, and you’d have a kick-ass Peanut Butter Patty (Tagalongs) or a Chocolate-Covered Peanut Butter Ritz Sandwich. Yeah!


"Thin Mints," from Make It Like a Man!

Notes:

[1] Cake Mix: an 18.5-oz mix will work, and so will a 15.25-oz mix. For the purposes of this recipe, consider them to be interchangeable with no adjustments needed in the other ingredients. Surprising, right? FYI, the “new look” Betty Crocker mixes are smaller! “New Look! Same great taste!” What it should say on the box is, “New Look! Same great taste, but about three ounces less of it!” Those dicks.
[2] Shortening: when people say “shortening,” they mean Crisco, but no one wants to say that word out loud.
[3] Cake Flour: if you don’t know where to get cake flour, take it upon yourself to find out. Otherwise, this is just too hard for you.
[4] Rolling: We read two other ways to do this: slice a cylinder, or squish some balls. To us, one of the essential features of Thin Mints is their identical size. It wouldn’t be such a critical element if the cookie had more or more complex visual elements, but Thin Mints are simply identical chocolate discs, about 1½-2 inches in diameter. If you lose the “identical” feature, you’re tossing away 25% of it’s visual definition. There’s just no way you’re going to produce perfect little identical disks by cutting a cylinder or squishing little balls with a cup; so if it’s important to you, use a rolling pin.
[5] 3½ Cups: This is more chocolate than you need, but remember that you need to dip your very last cookie into the chocolate, so you need a lot of chocolate.
[7] Mint Extract Type: We used peppermint, which is what the Girl Scouts’ bakers use, but we’re not convinced that a different mint might have been just as good. Whatever flavor you use, though, it must be an alcohol/oil-based extract (or a powder)! Otherwise it will royally fuck with (less foul-mouthed sons of bitches would say “seize up”) your chocolate. The list of ingredients on your extract box should be something like, “alcohol (89%), oil of peppermint, and water.”
[8] Mint Extract Amount: Results may vary depending on the type of mint you use, as well as the type of chocolate. The extract bottle suggested (yes, it came to life and talked) quite a bit more than the amount we settled on. We wondered about that, and then it occurred to us that maybe if you work around peppermint all day, you become acclimated, and you need more of it if you really want to taste it. Like you know, greater and greater doses, until you just can’t get a kick from it anymore. So then it’s on to unadulterated doses of peppermint oil directly on the tongue, which eventually leads to cocaine and heroine abuse. Moral of the story: don’t go to work in a peppermint factory if needles make you skittish. Anyway, it’s difficult to taste-test your minty-chocolate mixture, because mint flavor stays in your mouth for a long time (which makes it difficult to judge from one taste to the next). If you mainly taste chocolate, but it has taken on a menthol quality, you’re in the ballpark. If it goes beyond that and takes on a sharp edge, you’re going too far.


"Thin Mints," from Make It Like a Man!

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7 thoughts on “Make Your Own Thin Mints

  1. Jeff, your posts absolutely crack me up! I read every single word of this post while laughing to myself the entire time. “We feel that people who promote such things would be better off selling “authentic” designer handbags on eBay, or should go into politics.” TRUTH! You’ve totally hit on one of my biggest pet peeves, and it’s actually one of the ways I assess whether a recipe is any good or not. If it recommends melting chocolate chips for something like coating cookies, I skip it. Clearly that person doesn’t understand baking…or cooking…or the kitchen in general! 🙂 Keep these posts coming, my friend. And if you have any leftover Thin Mints, send them my way. Oh, and since it’s mildly related to this post, I bought some of the Boy Scout popcorn this year (rather, I got guilted into it by a Dad that I curl with…), and I was promptly informed that it is the universe’s worst popcorn ever. Wow, I hope it lives up to the legend when it arrives in a couple of weeks…
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    • Thanks, David! I love reading your post as well. Yeah, full disclosure! If someone recommended chips, and then told you that you should either eat what you’ve made in the next few hours, or keep it in the freezer and serve it frozen (which would actually be perfect for Thin Mints as far as I’m concerned), I’d be fine with it. But they say nothing … sort of like saying, hey, there are some really sweet blueberries growing over there near that rock and not bothering to tell you that there’s also poison ivy growing there. Good luck with your Scout pop.

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